Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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ad_infinitum 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:59

LOOOOL

paleknight47 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:59

20 rofl!!

Kay_ech 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:02

That's so cute!

thealphabitch 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:05

Okay that was not a fml, that was an 'aww'. Koalas are cute and so was that. Appreciate your bf.

TypeAway 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:09

Haha awkward but cute XD

juliet_avalon 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:11

That is so cute! Definitely not an fml. I'm jealous that you've got such a cool boyfriend.

1suckatL1fe 6

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:16

not an FML. fail

sunny717 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:18

That's just REALLY funny. & not at all something to be submitting as an FML. It's cute lol.

Kuroftw 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:23

Aw, that's adorable.

Jeniya_02 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:24

HAHAHA this shit made me hella laugh. Thas cute? I guess...

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