By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
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LookAttMyyLifee 12

Tell him your last boyfriends dick was too big , so you wanted to settle for something "smaller".

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PandaSmile 24

Maybe you should break up with him for being rude and insulting

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djinnyf 12

I believe there's a reason for that: he can't keep up!! Obviously, he misevaluated you...

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meridius4510 4

Can you say "dumped"?

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swertyg 4

The odd reasons some people have for wanting to date someone ..

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reymon8823 24

Wow that is just wrong dump him

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BlissfulLiss 18

I guess he slipped up and told you that because he figured you were too stupid to get offended. If that is the fact, he's even more of an idiot than he initially thought.

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coocoloky 12

I bet you didn't know what "he means" if you don't have too many lights on upstairs. Sorry OP, hopefully you can work it out!

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midnight1890 17

Break up with him then say "I got smarter" and tell him if he wants stupid go find a ditch and jack himself off because he might find it in himself.

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