Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend refer to me as a “pretty but dumb chick” because I like horror movies and comedies over his boring pseudo intellectual dramas. I literally have two degrees and I'm working on a third, while he has neither, yet he thinks he’s smarter than me because of movies. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
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LookAttMyyLifee 12
Tell him your last boyfriends dick was too big , so you wanted to settle for something "smaller".
PandaSmile 24
Maybe you should break up with him for being rude and insulting
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Comments (119)
mr_jack_meoff 5
Sounds like a witty fella, don't read too much into his wit.
charrmaander 10
You never talk about past relationships. That's always bad news
ptuts 6
Evolution at work.
Kitsi 14
"What a coincidence, that's exactly why I began to date your sorry ass."
laaryssa 21
Dump his ass and hit the books
Kauphy 12
I suppose he thought you were too stupid to be offended by that comment?
hellox3howlow 17
Wow, tell him that he's too stupid for you and dump him.
NikkiAmber09 12
Patriarch strikes again!
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I hate sexism as much as the next sane person, but, is this necessarily about the patriarch? I mean, how do we know that it's not a woman's intelligence that bothers him, but he just doesn't like to date people who are smarter than him? I mean, he might feel the same way if he was gay, that he wouldn't want to date a smarter man. You're probably right, and I am probably just reading into things too much, but, I just dislike when people claim things are true without absolute proof. Not to say he is better, because, whether he is sexist or not, he is still a douche, unless he is joking, which seems unlikely.
Lolthatsuxbroski 7
Ugh
amifaiyaz 12
How insensitive.