Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend refer to me as a “pretty but dumb chick” because I like horror movies and comedies over his boring pseudo intellectual dramas. I literally have two degrees and I'm working on a third, while he has neither, yet he thinks he’s smarter than me because of movies. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
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LookAttMyyLifee 12
Tell him your last boyfriends dick was too big , so you wanted to settle for something "smaller".
PandaSmile 24
Maybe you should break up with him for being rude and insulting
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Comments (119)
rom_rider777 8
You probably need to dumb him.
siarapoejohnson 8
I feel like someone would totally say that to me.. Hahaha
beastdude13 6
Not the brightest r we
stacieharms 11
Sounds like you are in need of some studying
ecfurry6 7
You should've said how you broke up with your ex boyfriend because his dick was too big. Then you should've said "I don't like someone who's big, if you know what I mean."
FrozenIceHawk 7
"The Venn diagram between boys who think you're too smart for them and boys you don't wanna date is a circle" -John Green
WhiteCrimson 23
maby he is just not the brightest crayon in the box??
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
2 valid reasons to dump his ass: 1) he is immature enough to feel threatened by a woman's brain 2) he doesn't rate yours very highly
Kalipczo 21
I feel like I've seen this FML before, but it was worded slightly different
worldclassrager 41
That seems like a healthy relationship...I would say he doesn't know at all how smart you actually are...