Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML
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Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill the sheet out. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, I discovered a large number of errors at my new job, wrote them down, and took them to my boss. Later, a coworker had a shout at me, because he was "saving them" so he could drip feed them to the boss, and look like he was always catching mistakes. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
"How best do I convey to my employee that I don't find his work satisfactory? Telling him might be ambiguous. OH! I'll name his timesheet 'timeshit'! Clear as day!"
Bearsmomma 30
I don't see FML with this, rather it hilarious to me.
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Comments (42)
Jhk9000 23
Prob just a typo
justanonymous123 13
Probably both
TheSir022 9
maybe he just has a certain sense of humor?
wmayrhofer 18
He hates paperwork, and timesheets in particular
Snarkybeep 1
Either way.....you either work for an incredibly stupid guy, you should reevalute your job; or he really doesn't give a shit and you should reevaluate your job...
species4872 20
Sounds like he didn't mean either one but meant you specifically.
species4872 20
as in shit's time sheet.
BananEnigma 24
Idk... Sometimes I name my files stupid things like "schedule shit" and "stupid Monday junk", so maybe it was a silly joke?
Colon_Man 17
My first paying photo gig, I labelled the folder 'Money Shots' because I was getting money - obviously. I learned a valuable vocabulary lesson a couple days later.
walker9879 25
Probably a combination of both.
camarobabess 2
He's probably from a different country, and that's how he hears and says it. I had a bakery boss from Albania once, and his accent made him say "shit cake" instead of "sheet cake." I'm sure the situation is similar.