Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
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Top comments
JasonUMN 15
Maybe he's subtly telling the other employees that you're status is something to aim for. Be positive, op!
LaurenLo 17
As long as he can't aim, you'll be fine!
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Comments (80)
mearth 2
Like the handle. IEEAE
crfan7 7
sticks that he did that, but I like the "look mom, no vowels"
nstout901 17
Maybe he's afraid you're doing such a good job you're going to replace him
worthlessACfan 11
you can be happy he won't use you as dartboard (;
Defecately 18
You had to do something to deserve this...
cwl727 33
Is that allowed?
JHPugh 19
Hell if my picture was on the dartboard I'd ask where them darts are at! Make him laugh and you're good op
NotmadYT 17
Hanged*