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maxthndr United States

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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That is so awful... but really hilarious. Definitely something that would have happened to me. I don't have a text messaging plan either, and yet people text me alllllll the time. I usually have to pay $5-10 extra a month for stuff I can't control.

Therese_fml 0

If that's not BS and is real, I'm sorry man, that really sucks.

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dude on the cheapest bitchyassed plans/prepaid here in Australia you only ever get charged for outgoing txt messages, even then its normally only about $0.25 AUD (yes that is still cheaper than $0.25 USD) im gessing UK is about the same as here, and several other places. i think living in USA is prety much an FML on its own.

ur a ******* idiot

all u guys are ******* idiots

Who the **** fires someone over text??? wtf???

your boss is a ******* dick!!

That's nothing. One time I paid $0.25 to a homeless guy, and he went down on me and I started having clustered orgasms and I eventually started plugging up my ****** with hand towels in order to stop the steady flow of sweet ladyparts juice.

the same thing happened to me 4 yrs ago, and it was over some bs.

Sobored3000 0

@#116 Who cares about your text plans? The person got paid to be fired!

What the hell kind of shoddy-arsed phone service provider are you with that charges you for receiving texts? That's a bit Thornton's charging you a fiver for someone giving you chocolates as a gift.

I swear the same thing happened to me, except the 25cents charge. It was ridiculous! He waited till my day was over and I was out of the office to text me "Sorry but we no longer require your assistance, good day." and it was on CHRISTMAS DAY! like wtf!?