maxthndr
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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Amkii 0
That is so awful... but really hilarious. Definitely something that would have happened to me. I don't have a text messaging plan either, and yet people text me alllllll the time. I usually have to pay $5-10 extra a month for stuff I can't control.
Therese_fml 0
If that's not BS and is real, I'm sorry man, that really sucks.
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thatgirl907 0
The creature is actually a HAMSTER. http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/about/ Harold the Hamster to be exact. I read the comic regularly. It's pretty good. The characters are all different animals.
shankzilla 0
i didnt know a comic could both lick my ass and suck my balls at the same time
Theresata 0
it does suck. i finally got unlimited texting a few months ago and now i text all the time...i still have to pay every month for it but it is better
ironKitty 0
...it looks like a doggy^^. x3 but yea, not funny. i wish i could submit a comic, but i just don't know how to DX
fmlyoumeanie 0
Picture? Haha! Just kidding. Don't let an immature co-worker get you down. As other people are saying, she might have not been laughing about it being small. Unless she specifically said something about you having a small dick, you don't need to worry. It could have been the fact that it was insanely HUGE or she was just laughing that you spilled it on yourself. Anyway, next time she bends down, look at her boobs and laugh. Being a girl myself, I know that would hurt a lot of my friends. Again, don't worry about it. :)
SmartestDummy 0
I had no idea bears could talk.
tiger456 0
They rejected my comic, which I won an award on, and they give this? No offense to you.
sah123 0
i know a bunch of poeple thought this comic sucked, but when i read it, i burst out laughing. it was one of the funniest comics i've seen yet. and your bear/dog? is amazing great job :D
hockeyplaya 0
what animal is this? are you a dog with opposable thumbs ans one eyeball but two pupils? pretty awesome
doubledtbk55 0
someones a jealous bitch