Today, my 8-month-old dog decided to decorate the living room by tearing apart a rented college textbook, the reference guide that went with it, and part of a color therapy book. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML
Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
One of those rare cases where the dog actually did eat the homework.
Redoxx_fml 22
He devoured that knowledge
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Comments (71)
rgetting 24
You are willing to take responsibility for your mistake. Good on you, mate. That's the adult thing to do.
BlackBoyFly 11
At least he didn't "wash" the carpet.
iAlissa 34
I feel your pain, OP. Yesterday my 6 month old pup found two rolls of paper towels and had some fun. It was like Christmas in my kitchen.
Nickynick123456 24
Well as long as you learned your lesson, it might not be so bad.
thatonlinedude 5
I feel your pain. I got a boxer puppy right now myself. so far she's aten about 10 pages of my brothers homework (which he left in the middle of a 4 foot tall table), half a dozen rolls off the counter, a bag of HDMI cables that I set done for 2 minutes and didn't find for two days, tried to steal phones from out of peoples hands, and much, much more. at least my dog ate it will be a real valid excuse for you!
MozillaHostile 21
Dogs are assholes
RowanNightShade 22
At least he avoided a brown color palette...
RayneSmytson 24
YDefintiely DI - if you had your puppy inside more often and taught it the proper manners, you wouldn't have had this problem. I had a six month old teething Rottweiler in my house, I could go out for an hour, come back and the only things that would be pulled apart were her toys. Dogs are a product of the effort you put into them.
nyf137 20
When I was younger, my mom let our at that time new puppy into the house without realizing my math homework was on the floor. Long story short, she made me redo my homework because she didn't think my teacher would believe that my dog actually did eat my homework.
LyricaSilvan 30
Yeah, that's teething age. Never keep valuable (or easily damaged) things in reach of a teething puppy.