Kids: Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts...

By nanall - 04/06/2012 07:19 - United States

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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By Hellassi - 09/07/2021 00:01

Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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Zoranius 6

Monday 4 June 2012 15:48

Well, the dementors are going to take your brother to Azkaban now because he told you.. And i'll gladly come with him!

SandiRainbowFish 20

Monday 4 June 2012 15:49

Of Hogwarts is real... You didn't get your acceptance letter? Poor Muggle :,(

Comments

brandon3747 16

Monday 4 June 2012 16:15

Nope there is no real one and yes someone could have written the story with imagination. Isn't that what everyone thinks about? Magic, monsters, witches, goblins, dragons and bad guys? But I don't know why people would put a bad guy with no nose.

unicodndevil42 0

Friday 7 June 2013 18:32

He doesn't have a nose so no one can use his nose hair for a polyjuice potion (same reason why he's bald) duh!

MerrikBarbarian 9

Monday 4 June 2012 16:16

At least star wars one can point to the death star hanging out near Saturn (google Mimas if you don't know what I mean)... But hogwarts? Challenge him to take the train there and enjoy his repeated attempts to run through the wall perhaps? ;)

jaredofmo 22

Monday 4 June 2012 16:20

Oh, how silly. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to ride my broom to Taco Bell then use my Silver Shoes to hang out in the Emerald City.

sexylivibieber 0

Monday 4 June 2012 17:33

Just shut the **** up.

shadowPlayer 6

Monday 4 June 2012 16:24

I love Muggles, they're so cute

shadowPlayer 6

Monday 4 June 2012 16:26

Oh, shit. I'm in trouble.

bhadrohn 0

Monday 4 June 2012 16:24

HOGWARTS IS REAL!!!

BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 4 June 2012 16:37

Wait, you mean Hogwarts isn't real?? My whole life has been a lie!!!!

PhillDante 17

Monday 4 June 2012 18:25

I know that feel, bro...

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 6 June 2012 3:55

Yes it is! Wait... you mean that man behind the dumpster was lying when he said he'd show me magic?

someone3225 2

Monday 4 June 2012 16:42

It is a real physical place but if I'm not mistaken Hogwarts is not it's name

Zachthejoker 10

Monday 4 June 2012 17:49

No, but it's actually more than one place if I'm not mistaken, but the castle names continue to elude me

hannaaaahr 33

Monday 4 June 2012 16:45

You must be a squib.

SliceOfCake 9

Monday 4 June 2012 20:33

or a filthy muggle.

perdix 29

Monday 4 June 2012 16:53

Of course, it's real. Where do you think witches and wizards learn their craft -- the Internet? There are no Kahn Academy modules for Herbology of Defense Against the Dark Arts, dummy.