Kids: Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts...

By nanall - 04/06/2012 07:19 - United States

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By Anon - 08/02/2017 05:00 - Australia

Today, my 33-year-old brother told my 10-year-old daughter that clouds are made by factories blowing smoke. My daughter laughed at him and he got upset. He still believed my dad's lie from 25 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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Every day is Caturday

By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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By Hellassi - 09/07/2021 00:01

Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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Monday 4 June 2012 15:48

Well, the dementors are going to take your brother to Azkaban now because he told you.. And i'll gladly come with him!

SandiRainbowFish 20

Monday 4 June 2012 15:49

Of Hogwarts is real... You didn't get your acceptance letter? Poor Muggle :,(

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AlyJayHAHA 0

Monday 4 June 2012 18:44

Well, with that kind of logic, how can you argue about it ?

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 4 June 2012 18:54

Hand him a broom. Say it is magical. Tell him he can use it to fly, then take him to the roof of the tallest building in your state. PLEASE. He does not need to have any kids. The Earth's stupid quota was filled decades ago.

msdlm 4

Monday 4 June 2012 19:00

Don't worry. That's why there are trailer parks .

Parisgirl34 12

Monday 4 June 2012 19:07

Lol

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 4 June 2012 19:54

Tell him I have a bridge for sale.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 4 June 2012 19:56

Tell him to run straight at the wall between Platforms 9 and 10 at King's Cross Station and find out.

spottyblanket 8

Monday 4 June 2012 19:59

Op should be called buzzkill

Stanbox2 1

Monday 4 June 2012 19:59

Just think about it like this. Atleast you're the smart one of the family. . . . You will have to work on the others or run away.

Aspen_Grace33 27

Monday 4 June 2012 20:14

It is real!!! I graduated back in 2004 with high marks in divination and care of magical creatures. Marks weren't so great in defense against the dark marks, but I will forever be a proud member of Dumbledore's army! *pushes up her nerd glasses*