Miscellaneous: Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant,...

By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 16:09 - Norway - Egersund

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 454

Sex ed is broken

By Laura B. - 13/08/2022 22:00

Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML

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Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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You deserved it 370

By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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You deserved it 3 162

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 99

Bad grandparenting

By Anonymous - 24/12/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML

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You deserved it 371

By Host grandfather - 21/09/2018 06:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML

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You deserved it 664

By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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You deserved it 4 201

Good news

By poormom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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You deserved it 29 138

lilhellian 26

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:39

And he thought he was the father how?

B00M3R_S00N3R 11

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:41

Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI

Comments

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Tuesday 2 April 2013 2:48

Jeez, why didn't you tell him about sex when he was about 10 or 11? My God, man. Or woman. Responsibility! It's kind of your fault now.

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Wednesday 3 April 2013 11:09

I didn't no what text wasn't I was 17. When people would try to tell me, I'd just cover my ears and run away. But either way sex ed is necessary period whether taught at home or school.

MadamBri 4

Thursday 4 April 2013 14:52

And they want to take away sex Ed?! Unbelievable. You should of had that talk with him years ago. Thank god he hasn't had sex yet. He would of ended up a father and with a crazy ass std. Folks education starts at home.

GryffinDarkBreed 3

Thursday 4 April 2013 16:43

How ******* sheltered have you kept that kid? Jesus tap-dancing Christ!

LilaBear 1

Sunday 7 April 2013 16:48

YDI. It's your job to teach your kid about these things, not the school's.

elizacandle 29

Sunday 5 May 2013 21:20

You shouldn't leave the sex talk to the schools. You let your son be oblivious to sexual health until 19!

RVAriverRAT88 9

Saturday 18 May 2013 16:28

19 sounds a little late for the sex talk, come on parents.

AliciaMeow 12

Tuesday 21 May 2013 15:32

My school taught us about sex in the 4th grade. ...I feel like your son was very embarrassed.

kinghalibut 2

Monday 2 September 2013 21:31

voting you deserved it his lack of knowledge is clearly from you inability as a parent to teach him about personal and social issues. schools are for math science and history.