Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Just throw him a blanket and let him sleep on the floor. He'll be the coolest kid in the neighborhood.
tacojauns 45
If he cut it so the whole bed is level I'm impressed
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Comments (143)
kimg0885 23
For a second there I misread the FML and thought your son cut off his Own legs. Once you put it into perspective; the bed doesn't seem so bad after all!
asparagus12 21
OMG! At first glance I saw "my son hacked his leg off with a saw." Whew. Point is, at least he just sawed the leg of the bed!
Kefka91 15
17- oh good, I'm not the only one that read that at first lmao.
gracehi 33
Well, is he right? Perhaps you have a furniture designer in the making!
goldenturtlez 7
It's fung shway
miyaviichan 27
Surely you don't mean feng shui? Also I don't think his doing that hurt anybody. If the OP is so upset about it they should just make the kid pay them back for it.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, it's not actually the sons bed. OP could have sold the bed, but now cannot.
Life_is_FML 22
Bitches love beds close to the floor? Seriously how is that cool
threer 30
Bitches? Women aren't bitches, you ******* retard. Women are women, bitches are female dogs with hormonal problems.
evilplatypus 39
Chill threer
apax 9
... what hormonal problems?
dramaelf 37
Of all the things teenage boys do to be "cool" this isn't too bad. Let's hope all his rebelliousness sticks to furniture redesigning.
ninjuh_wingman 29
It's cooler because it prevents the evil clown that's hiding under the bed from coming out.
TheDrifter 24
Long and low, you can't put a price on cool. Future Peterbilt driver you've got there op.
SixthSinEnvy 39
The bed on the floor is cool? Has he been hanging out in crack houses?
perdix 31
The real FML is that the OP is out of touch with the current fashions in bedroom furniture and accessories are. Hint: Futons are out, duvets are in.
Married2handsome 13
I see no problem. Many platform beds are close to the floor. I personally like them lower as well. Can't say I wouldn't do the same.