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By Anonymous - 02/08/2016 15:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, me and a coworker were making fun of each other as a joke and I told him I'd fuck his mom so hard she would die. My coworker then pulled a necklace out and said "little late on that" the necklace has his mothers ashes in it. FLM

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RandomnGuyZ 9

Wednesday 3 August 2016 4:48

Joking about other people mother is stupid no matter what ...

farmgirl98 14

Wednesday 3 August 2016 4:40

Oh man you never go there if you don't know the situation! Bummer

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farmgirl98 14

Wednesday 3 August 2016 4:40

Oh man you never go there if you don't know the situation! Bummer

RandomnGuyZ 9

Wednesday 3 August 2016 4:48

Joking about other people mother is stupid no matter what ...

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