Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML
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Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, I got a call from a friend asking why I didn't tell him I was engaged. I'm not, but I wish I was. Rumours about my life seem to be better than the reality. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
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Top comments
species4872 20
So two possibilities, 1. He told them about his and your engagement which obviously you know nothing about. 2. That he's now engaged to someone else while apparently he's still your boyfriend. Enlighten us.
ThunderLightTSV 31
Oh boy. Bring it up nonchalantly and watch the colour drain from his face, then drop him like he's on fire and run for the hills. Of course you didn't need someone to tell you that last part though; best of luck.
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Comments (17)
fl0wcr3atur3 5
Need more info!!
janderson416 16
If it is an engagement to another girl: set all his shit on fire and tell them it's an early wedding present. You'll be doing them a favor ;) Moving costs a fortune.
bretzeller 13
So she can go to prison for arson? Possibly be adjudicated mentally ill? That's crazy talk.
xx000o 27
Engaged in what?
caliguy08 17
You need a new boyfriend and family
BisterMunny 4
duh......that's how surprises are supposed to work.
shannon23489 2
Um obviously he is not your boyfriend.
millsjoshua949 12
He is quite obviously not your boyfriend.