psychoticbiatch
Perth, Australia
Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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deathskatenoah 4
Wow thats so disrespectful
KeyboardWarrior 10
Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.
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hateevryone 15
That's mean as hell. What type of mother would say that about their child?
Justin23L 2
a fire type
Nevereverland 8
A psychotic biatch.
BeatlesObsessed 12
Go out, celebrate, have a few beers, and try not to let it get to you! It's your birthday! Oh and happy birthday, by the way.
Jezlovespink 5
Yes and erase her info and eliminate her out of your life while your at it because she obviously isnt supportive of you....
zachlibby 4
Mothers these days.
LaughinStock 16
Because 12 Op's bitch of a mother is close to dying probably and isn't happy with the way her life turned out. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP :D
irrevelant 10
Stuff her in a giant chocolate egg. On HER birthday you can say: "Wow, I can't believe that thing hasn't hatched yet".
ssnowywinter 0
Stuffing someone in a chocolate egg sounds more like a reward than a punishment.... or is that just me?
emba_fml 13
what are you talking about?
jacquesromualdez 12
It's The Thing's birthday. Happy birthday material.
amandajlucas2015 2
She mite not have been talkin to u she did after all say thing.. She could have been talkin about a piece of crap car that made it up I thirty miles an hour or a dirt bike or u never know so don't just assume she was talkin about u
HopeLoveMusic 0
Thing? Who calls their kids tht. At least you proved her wrong, you made it.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Who calls anybody a thing?
deviable 9
Dr. Seuss?
MotherHen88 4
When you get the chance, stick her in a nursing home.
zingline89 18
She was referring to your dad's penis. Unfortunately for him, she was talking millimeters.
kimmi41509 10
Well your username says it all. I guess she already realized you're a psychotic biatch! So don't take it too personally. :)
LSS_fml 18
Pretty sure the username is about the mother... Just a wild guess.