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psychoticbiatch Perth, Australia

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

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No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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Wow thats so disrespectful

Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.

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Sad hb

Shouldve been like, Aw but look where i got it from.

Snafuusmc 12

At least I made it further that you! Wait....

It may have been a joke... my mom says stuff like that about me all the time, but she doesn't really mean it. She loves me and is a very good parent. OP may just be too sensitive.

Happy Birthday :D

stinkystu7 0

So your a robot?

KiddNYC1O 22

What about their a robot?

stinkystu7 0

"it" can mean anything

Wow, how could you say that about your child? ^rethorical question Well, I hope you still had a very happy birthday OP. Congratulations!

It's clear OP still lives with his/her mother.

Actually I don't, my brother threw me a party at his house.

Just hoping it wasn't about you!

Rhetorical 0

dont be surprised if the villagers come with torches and pitchforks now!