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psychoticbiatch Perth, Australia

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

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No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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Wow thats so disrespectful

Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.

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mason012 0

I would've barged in the room and said wow mom I can't believe you're not dead yet and then waked out

toocute4u 5

How do u know she ment it in a bad way could have been a joke

zombiesdkdjdjf 1

Who jokes like that? Behind there back? ABOUT THEIR CHILD?!

whatever, shes the one thats going to be exiled to the retirement home soon enough.

zombiesdkdjdjf 1

Her to be talking. Sounds like her soul should be burning in hell

Say the same thing about her

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Man I would slap that bitch...how can yer own mom call u a thing? She obviously doesn't love u so jus put her in an old folks home and let her rot in there since she thinks u were a mistake.

Your mom is a complete bitch (no offense)

Your username is psychoticbiatch. Just saying.

Wait, why are you living with your parents when you are 30?...

Where does it say that?

And even if she is, that would still be ****** up and no reason to look down on her. I had to move back in with my parents after I graduated college and couldn't find more than a part-time job. I pay my own bills and buy about half my groceries (my mom does try to cook dinner for me as part of the family, not that I expect her to...) and once I finish what will hopefully be a better degree I will be able to get a better job where I can afford rent and get out of their basement, lol. But really, a lot of people are living with relatives in a variety of situations in this economy....