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psychoticbiatch Perth, Australia

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

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psychoticbiatch 5

No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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deathskatenoah 4

Wow thats so disrespectful

KeyboardWarrior 10

Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.

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Comments (135)

Cablo_Gubla 2

I can't believe a person could be such a pure ****. A solid punch to the jaw should sort out her shitty attitude.

RiversTheName 0

WTF!!!

SoultheWolf 19

I was going to say FYL until I read your name.

freshko21 6

You probably miss heard OP.

EEBAL 2

How the hell does anyone deserve this?!

Zues11 0

Rude -_- but can you imagine what the "Things" mother looks like o_O

kerochan85 5

damg she was rude... happy birthday anyway even if it late

amisenho 11

Maybe she was watching "The Price is Right".

hotany 13

lol..yep.."that thing" ..shes totally a psychotic biatch :p

midnightmango 13

Dang you get offended easily chill bro