Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 20th birthday. I've also spent 3 hours on the...

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By Mauskau - 29/04/2016 08:47 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, it's my 20th birthday. I've also spent 3 hours on the toilet after only 3 hours of sleep. It's only 9am. FML

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LickyToBeAlive 14

Saturday 30 April 2016 0:59

Hey. It's my birthday too. I am also 20 now. If it makes you feel any better I didn't get any sleep as well.

moonlight77 28

Saturday 30 April 2016 4:09

Maybe next year will be better.

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LickyToBeAlive 14

Saturday 30 April 2016 0:59

Hey. It's my birthday too. I am also 20 now. If it makes you feel any better I didn't get any sleep as well.

moonlight77 28

Saturday 30 April 2016 4:09

Maybe next year will be better.

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