Intimacy: Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex... - FML

By Anathema_360 - 30/05/2015 15:22 - Canada - Hamilton

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Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML

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Anathema_360 5

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:31

Allow me to clarify. I have a boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years, he's just doesn't want sex anymore

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:15

What is fappening to this generation?

booze_n_bitches 37

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:30

Stop watching so much **** and go out into the world and find someone special! Sex is so much better when it's with someone you love anyway:)

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maxxwell9 9

Tuesday 2 June 2015 16:59

Maybe he's bi??

pollymo14 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:25

I don't think you know what bi means.

maxxwell9 9

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:04

Yes I do it means you like girls and guys dumbass

effedUpandDown 13

Friday 6 November 2015 3:59

Same thing for me, except I'm not watching ****. I'm trying to have sex but it either doesn't happen or I wake up. I can't even get laid in my dreams x.x

H3LL_K1D 15

Thursday 14 January 2016 13:08

Well that's upsetting

Malikir 10

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:37

Just go out there and **** a tree or something. Dreams will be a whole more interesting then. Not to mention the splinters.

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