Today, it's been about 8 months since I moved into my studio flat. It was already furnished, there was no bed but a fancy bedseat from Ikea. I slept uncomfortably on it for months until I realised it pulls out to become a double bed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
Today, I spent nearly seven hours clearing out our storage room in order to transform it into my art studio. Things were going great until I tweaked my back. At least from my stationary position in bed I have a perfect view of the table I can't work at for the next 2 to 4 weeks. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, my new futon mattress arrived. Upon laying it out on the frame, I realized IKEA has whack bed sizings. When I went to return the mattress for a queen, they informed me a queen mattress wouldn't be here until sometime next week. I already threw out my old crappy mattress. FML
Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
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Top comments
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Look on the bright side; it was already assembled.
IAmzephyr 22
hide-a-bed game strong
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Comments (39)
JKPwnage 27
I don't blame you. It's IKEA.
loueasy 23
You're not very good at pulling out are you?
Kitouran 30
Cue all of the gross pulling out jokes.
laughingboy23 20
You didn't clean under your cushions for 8 months!?
soulebelius 17
I swear it shouldn't take this long for someone to comment this!
bigmeechay666 8
It's called a futon bud
EarlFug 19
Eight months of, "Damn I have to sleep on this weird-looking couch again" I'm sure you have budget constraints but wouldn't you do SOMETHING about it?
LoLoLibra1 14
HAHAHA - That's something I would do!! What a crack-up!! Well, at least now you will sleep comfortably!! : )
King_arthur 4
You need to learn to pull out.
blackmater12 6
iv had the exact same problem op
SLFrankyD 9
*slow clap*