By SaveMeTeddy - 16/10/2013 18:48 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
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DocBastard 38

Pathetic? Hardly! Those monsters under the bed are only slightly scarier than the ones in the closet. It's a damned good thing you have such good protection.

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josebaseball11 14

Well if you haven't been attacked by monsters yet, then they're doing a good a job.

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NessaMae 19

Awh, that's actually kind of adorable.

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chilevmv 7

Pathetic? You got your homies to protect you through the night!

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

That's not pathetic... It's actually kinda cute. :D

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capsizedatsea 15

I had a strong bond with my stuffed toys as they protected me in the night. I felt terrible when i found out my dad had put my favourite toy in the washing machine. I thought he had drowned him which reduced his protecting ability and so at the age of 11 he no longer lived in my bed.

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Trish01 23

I feel sorry for your toy... How could you just abandon it like that :( It has feelings!

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Dranide 4

I think that's incredibly attractive baybee

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jennieg33 6

My question is, would it stop the nightmares? Maybe the monsters around us are what causes us to have nightmares/ night terrors :0

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NandaPanda 22

Oh, you're not pathetic! I would still keep my stuffed animals on my bed with me at night too but when I moved in with my fiancé he made me pack them away =( I still feel awful thinking about them being stuck in boxes!

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scarletclaw 11

Stand up to him! Let him know what they mean to you. Maybe he'll understand. Can't hurt to talk to him about it right?

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FRUITFUCKED 9

Maybe you could compromise and keep them beside the bed? I used to have mine on the bed too. But with both of us in it, the animals get smooshed. So we keep them close. :) P.S. I'm 20 and my boyfriend buys me a stuffed animal for every holiday.

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