By Elmo - 16/02/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
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alwaysalady 0

When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy

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igotbigdick 0

hahahaha wow your parents SUCK!!!!!!!

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astrogirl_fml 7

That's not the point. The point is the fact that thy bought one, the younger one, a at and not the other one. I think OP would be completely fine if either of them got a car

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Literacy 0

Shove the Chapstick down your little brother's throat. Strangle him with the pajama pants. Then, load your brother into the brand new car and drive it off the nearest cliff. Preferably NOT into water. Then, if you're quick enough to jump out of the car, go back home and return to the site as quickly as you can with at least 20 milk cartons full of gasoline. Drop the cartons on the flames. Watch as they spread. Return with a car. Call 911. If you didn't make it out of the car in time you're a lucky bastard. ALTERNATE: After strangling your brother, push the car off the cliff. The car should be filled to the max inside with gasoline. We're talking oil drums, milk cartons, even resealed soda cans. Whatever it takes to make the biggest boom, and to make sure there's nothing left of your brother when the boom goes BOOM ^ Compiled from watching Law & Order marathons, do not take seriously

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nick110_fml 0

doesnt it suck to be the oldest?

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ThisPerson89 0

TOTALLY WAT THE ****! when i'm sixteen i got only a stupid wordcross book, my bro got an entire full set of the latest spiderman figurines any lucky could have. Its only his 14th bdae.

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mochiko 0

i would assume ur brother is a straight A student or close to it. i would also assume ur not

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bigraws23 0

sucks. I'm 14, and have a twin. A month before him I got a crapy flip phone all scrached from four previous years of use. No key board. When he got his phone it was a brand new NV2 When my school went to 6 flags I had to pay for my self. They paid for him. Your not the only one hated hang in there! ;)

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Trebie 6

Yeesh, that's harsh! I mean, the older/younger thing is bad enough, but to do that to twins is just horrid! I'm grateful my parents love both their kiddos. xD

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jdubbs2009 0

# 5 is rite I'm the youngest and I get treated the best FYL

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