Kids: Today, is my 20th anniversary. I decided to invite my father... - FML

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By usuck - 05/04/2016 18:18 - Portugal

Today, is my 20th anniversary. I decided to invite my father to lunch with the rest of us, since my parents are divorced. He was always rough but he said he was "changed". Middle lunch he burst out but not before insulting me and making me cry. Happy birthday to me. FML

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