Love: Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I...

By fatcat117 - 22/04/2011 01:53 - United States

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

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By Uh oh... - 19/03/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML

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By jacques - 02/02/2010 14:08 - Australia

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

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By not_this_shit_again - 09/04/2014 12:37 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

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By sadex - 09/03/2015 07:52

Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML

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By Anon - 04/12/2015 07:14 - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML

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Fresh start, sort of…

By robbed - 02/09/2023 22:00

Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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You deserved it 38 822

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

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By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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docscientist 9

Friday 22 April 2011 8:31

r-i-g-h-t.

this_female 0

Friday 22 April 2011 8:27

-__- grow up .

Comments

WOODYfromthaBAY 0

Friday 22 April 2011 8:59

should be a fuuun year!

thatnucca 36

Friday 22 April 2011 9:06

Love and probability, it sucks when those two are gunning for you... Smdh

TheXTG8680 0

Friday 22 April 2011 9:06

get over it, pussy.

KeoniM 0

Friday 22 April 2011 9:07

Reschedule your classes?

Andrea87_fml 3

Friday 22 April 2011 9:07

u guys are meant for each other! 

miker1000 0

Friday 22 April 2011 9:46

Sorry if I offend you in any way because of this 36, but I must say you are one of the best looking women I have ever seen. Your more than smoking hot.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 22 April 2011 10:46

Pardon me, but your more than smoking hot what? Don't leave us hanging, #43!

TinyDude 10

Friday 22 April 2011 17:26

43 u are an epic fail ;)

iizcalebhearmero 0

Friday 22 April 2011 9:10

OP, I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but it's not that bad. I know you must be very mad at each other and not want to spend any time together, but you need to get over it. You will have to see her at times, and you will have to be with people you don't like. It happens. And you'll get over it as time goes by. Find a new girl. You don't have to talk with your ex much, but if you stay mad at each other, it just won't be good. Maybe through your new schedule, you and your ex can become friends again 