Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML
Today, I invested in some menstrual underwear to save money on sanitary products and for environmental reasons. I got to wear them only once before they were accidentally washed too hot and completely ruined. FML
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
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Top comments
StreetReaper 9
The "sexy panties" aren't meant to be worn for that length of time. They are designed to be left in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.
zingline89 18
Don't worry, with any luck, the panties will also affect your boyfriend's lower body blood circulation.
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Comments (120)
tencentsakiss 19
I'm trying to imagine a pair of panties being sexy, but still having enough fabric on the sides to cut slits in without cutting them off. I guess we have different ideas of sexy.
xheathaax 3
I was trying I imagine that too.
drawmesunshine 17
It's not hard at all; boy shorts are sexy.
RedPillSucks 33
If she was wearing boy shorts and those cut the circulation in her legs, then suddenly, I don't want that imagery stuck in my head. OP needs to hit the gym, and I need my mind washed out.
Enslaved 38
Aww.... you wore them to work because you wanted to feel sexy for that day. Now you probably just feel fat. :P
Yak99 0
Pics or didnt happen
sulhaq 4
You shoulda just gone commando instead.
spazz666 18
"that I bought years ago" You deserve it.
loveispain19 4
don't let that (or these other nasty comments on here) bring you down. treat yourself to some sexy new panties that fit at victoria's secret and rock em!
AgaveLoco 5
So, now you have more hips and butt. Great!
Myo_fml 20
I think it's safe to say that a couple years ago, you were a bit more slim and trim.
thiscrazything 1
Sound like someone is. It a skinny as they were a few years ago. Maybe it's time to go up a size or two.
Missy2612 11
You could have just gone commando for the day...it would have been less trouble and far more liberating.