Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, my mom called me in a panic because someone had hacked my phone and was sending her evil faces. They were emojis I'd accidentally butt-dialed. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and when she found nothing she accused me of having a secret second phone, and is tearing apart the house and both cars looking for a secret phone. I’ve been making calls so the cops and a locksmith are on their way, I need this bitch out of my life. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my parents searched my younger sister's phone because she had been acting suspiciously. I asked my mom if she was going to search mine too. She laughed and said, "Sweetie, your phone is probably even duller than mine!" FML
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Pleonasm 36
It's because she knows the NSA would not want to look at the nasty shit.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
You got her , burnnnnnn.
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Comments (64)
valwojazz 11
It's true about the NSA but it was also hypocritical of her.
TogeBara 12
lmao it is not true. The best they can do is monitor your texts, calls, and location. They can not use such a limited OS such as one on a phone to open your camera and watch you through it.
AshAsh014 4
How do you know your mom sexts is the real FML
SILVERSTAR_6 17
Actually they do spy on u through the camera...it's designed for it and is wired in the NSA spy hub, that's a proven fact.
LyraAlluse 25
The government finds all sorts of creative ways to watch people. I think phones are the least of our worries.
groovycrazyjoe 18
no one's questioning how she know her mom sexting kinda wierd
Ashley_Sky 9
****
rfn2 7
What a hypocrite