By whoriblemomindeed - 20/06/2013 16:02 - United States - Celeste

Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML
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Pleonasm 35

It's because she knows the NSA would not want to look at the nasty shit.

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LookAttMyyLifee 12

You got her , burnnnnnn.

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egrudy 9

Dear god so many crazy people that need meds.

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smokecloud_ 37

#34 thats the problem with the world everyones hopped up on some kind of medication SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN CONTROL US ALL. lol.

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RedPillSucks 31

Probably a guarantee that the NSA won't look through her text. They would have to pluck their eyes out

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tomgun_fml 16

How funny because what they are doing is recording all texting so how Ironic

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akyna_fml 3

Email her as 'NSA leaker' telling her her sexts are being intercepted and if she doesn't stop, the matter will be handed over to local law enforcement for p0rn0graphy charges!

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jman26 11

Your username. Priceless

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ashleefucker 5

Lol , my friend covered her front & back camera w/ stickers on her phone & tablet!

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mandacleary 14

if the government wanted to watch you they would be. and they'd be so good you wouldn't even know it. it would take alot more than putting stickers over your camera to keep them out...

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flashback_fml 14

Haha he didn't say that to her

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DollyDope 17

Your mom's sexting habits should really be of no business/concern to you. . . Just sayin'

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worldclassrager 39

People can listen to conversations and track people via cell phones but not spy on you...if she was trying to hide what she is doing on her phone throw hers away...

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