Animals: Today, I woke up to the sound of screaming: my two daughters...

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By Uh-oh - 26/04/2016 01:31 - United States - Novato

Today, I woke up to the sound of screaming: my two daughters had found their hamster had gotten wet overnight. To warm him up, they put the poor little thing into the microwave, and now I need a new microwave.

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JPBlaze1301 7

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:04

Well, no more pets for them.

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JPBlaze1301 7

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:04

Well, no more pets for them.

killerlol 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:50

What happened when they microwaved it?

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