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By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 03:19 - United States - Cary
Today, I woke up to find I'd been shot. According to the paramedics, I'd been shot for four hours before calling 911. I have been asleep for 8 hours. I have no idea who shot me, why, or when. FML.