Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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Dr_Phil 0
This marriage is going to fail.
bobdole 0
Marriage is about LOVE. But that does kinda suck.
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Comments (72)
Starcatch77 20
If you're a woman it's much more important, because things can happen "down there" and knowing how sexually active we are is an important factor to fixing them.
marinewife0326 0
I would have to say the same thing as of the last 5 months only because my husband is in Afghanistan, it's a totally different story when he's home ;) lol
midnight__65 2
I don't actually see how this is an FML...
NinjaAssasin720 0
U sure she wasnt hinting for anything
profligatesoul 18
Ha! That is so true! Ain't marriage great?!
The_9th_Doctor 18
then what the hell is the point in being married
kingshelly 24
Damn