Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, after feeling down due to another negative pregnancy test after my hubby and I have been trying for over a year, my mom insisted I come to a BBQ to "cheer me up." I get there and what do I see? Blue and pink balloons. My sister was announcing her pregnancy. My mom got pissed at me when I walked out. FML
Today, I've been in my old hometown visiting because my sister is having her baby. I scheduled the trip a full week after her due date, and still no baby. We tried everything to start her labor. I had to go back home, and as soon as my plane landed, I got a text saying she just gave birth. FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
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oogie_boggie 0
You then should have said you were her sister. I cant imagine the employees face
daviesha 0
seattle is a very gay friendly city. She could have figured u to were a gay couple and thought u didnt want to shop with her
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Comments (100)
Master_Of_Sand 0
YDI for having a hairy chest.
darkxlight 0
Fyl for being born in the wrong body :P hang in there
creeperdevon 18
When did OP say they were in the wrong body??
JillianlikesVogu 0
Perhaps you should make an attempt to look femine.
hiphop_danca94 2
thats depressing... try some makeup? and a decent haircut/wax? maybe?
denvan 0
hahaha that totally made me laugh. Maybe dress girly and show your tatas.
hiphop_danca94 2
haha unless she was mistaken for a fat crossdresser
denvan 0
If that was the case she's out of luck
hiphop_danca94 2
haha like beyond, prolly.
Igor_g5 0
Maybe you should try looking a little more feminine.
thedopetroll 0
Then where make-up, you ugly bitch.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Then 'where' makeup? Really?
theycallmeMimi 0
Not every female who doesn't wear make-up is ugly. Also, I think you need to rethink who's the "ugly bitch" in this situation. It's the inside that counts in the end, isn't it? So STFU.
sduhamel 0
totally agree. and its WEAR NOT WHERE loser
Icyyy 0
Q: Where makeup? A: _____________
ImaginaryFoe 1
Did you speak up for yourself at all? I am thinking you didn't or she would not have said it "repeatedly". If you like how you look, her opinion doesn't matter but YDI for not saying something. If you don't like how you look, YDI for not changing your style.
Noyes654 0
maybe she thought you two looked like lesbians together?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for going to Seattle (bunch of stuck-up hippies there), for engaging in commerce of any kind, for having a knocked-up sister, for having a sister at all, for looking like a man with those massive shoulders and thick mustache, and especially for having a mother.