Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, after feeling down due to another negative pregnancy test after my hubby and I have been trying for over a year, my mom insisted I come to a BBQ to "cheer me up." I get there and what do I see? Blue and pink balloons. My sister was announcing her pregnancy. My mom got pissed at me when I walked out. FML
Today, I've been in my old hometown visiting because my sister is having her baby. I scheduled the trip a full week after her due date, and still no baby. We tried everything to start her labor. I had to go back home, and as soon as my plane landed, I got a text saying she just gave birth. FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
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oogie_boggie 0
You then should have said you were her sister. I cant imagine the employees face
daviesha 0
seattle is a very gay friendly city. She could have figured u to were a gay couple and thought u didnt want to shop with her
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SomeoneReal 0
i cut my hair short and a few people thought I was a boy cuz I don;t dress to girly. I learned that it's MUCH funnier when you say, '"I'm a girl" cuz then they'll be embarrased;p
sparkpaw 0
fake. bc a normal person would correct the salesperson after the first mistake and as a retail salesperson, if I don't know someones gender, I don't say a gender to them. or she thought you were lesbian. whichever.
chalkdust 4
I have short hair too but I'm lucky enough that I don't look like a dude or a butch with it...
iwadasn 33
Even then it's not okay. It makes you look stupid and gay and it makes things awkward for everybody else.
iwadasn 33
If you don't want to be mistaken for a boy then don't dress like a lesbian.
nevershouttater 0
That's what you get for looking like a lesbian.
KidLightning 2
Looks like someone has a severe case of 'Man Face.'
FlauntTheAsian 0
Then try not to be so ugly op :(
Jossyve 0
dyke? hot!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
So, what you're saying is, women with short hair are actually men, and men with long hair are actually women? Jane won't be too happy about this...