Transportation: Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station....

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:40

YDI for not taking the time to secure the bike. At least you got your wallet back to buy a new bike.

fabriqate 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:59

When i bough a bike, the seller assured me that it was very safe until he acknowledged which university i belonged to. and persuade me to use at least two locks.

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spellfire 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:09

Looks like something just HAS to be stolen from you. Better stop right here and sacrifice the bike, before your house gets stolen, or your partner.

JonnyDents_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:29

maybe the stuff in his house but I just don't see a whole house being stolen sorry if I'm bein an ass

containsnosoy 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:43

If your wallet was stolen, I doubt you would have been able to pick it up. As for the bike, well, you're asking for it if you're leaving it unlocked after another item of yours has been stolen at the same place

wafflemonger 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 21:10

Consider a different train station for your future travel needs.

moonlight_daze 8

Thursday 22 October 2009 21:50

Life's a bitch till you die, man.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 22 October 2009 21:53

Wallet > bike. At least you've got your wallet, now go buy a new bike! OR, better yet, go search for your bike and kick the thief's ass.

electrolyte9 0

Friday 23 October 2009 2:55

how were you picking up your stolen wallet? Do you mean you left your wallet on the train and went to pick it up at the station (which means it was returned by someone, not stolen) and didn't lock your bike? YDI

DutchGunner21 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:36

actually, that is quite possible in Singapore

z_eal0us 0

Friday 23 October 2009 4:20

I think he meant his wallet was lost and found, so he cycled to the train station and got his wallet back. But sometimes there's no way to lock it cos there's nowhere for him to lock his bike to anything.

electrolyte9 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:24

yeah but instead of saying he lost it he said it was stolen, thus accusing someone else of taking it and not accepting responsibility for being an idiot

wildxchild 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:41

haha gotta love the irony

alewiina 0

Friday 23 October 2009 15:34

For the people saying YDI for not locking it up... People steal shit that's locked up too, you know. I had my bike stolen just over a month ago, from the bike rack in front of my apartment, where its was LOCKED. The lock was cut. People will steal anything these days, locked or not, so think before you speak.