Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
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Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness about pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
YDI for not taking the time to secure the bike. At least you got your wallet back to buy a new bike.
fabriqate 0
When i bough a bike, the seller assured me that it was very safe until he acknowledged which university i belonged to. and persuade me to use at least two locks.
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Comments (43)
spellfire 0
Looks like something just HAS to be stolen from you. Better stop right here and sacrifice the bike, before your house gets stolen, or your partner.
JonnyDents_fml 0
maybe the stuff in his house but I just don't see a whole house being stolen sorry if I'm bein an ass
containsnosoy 0
If your wallet was stolen, I doubt you would have been able to pick it up. As for the bike, well, you're asking for it if you're leaving it unlocked after another item of yours has been stolen at the same place
wafflemonger 0
Consider a different train station for your future travel needs.
moonlight_daze 8
Life's a bitch till you die, man.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Wallet > bike. At least you've got your wallet, now go buy a new bike! OR, better yet, go search for your bike and kick the thief's ass.
electrolyte9 0
how were you picking up your stolen wallet? Do you mean you left your wallet on the train and went to pick it up at the station (which means it was returned by someone, not stolen) and didn't lock your bike? YDI
DutchGunner21 0
actually, that is quite possible in Singapore
z_eal0us 0
I think he meant his wallet was lost and found, so he cycled to the train station and got his wallet back. But sometimes there's no way to lock it cos there's nowhere for him to lock his bike to anything.
electrolyte9 0
yeah but instead of saying he lost it he said it was stolen, thus accusing someone else of taking it and not accepting responsibility for being an idiot
wildxchild 0
haha gotta love the irony
alewiina 0
For the people saying YDI for not locking it up... People steal shit that's locked up too, you know. I had my bike stolen just over a month ago, from the bike rack in front of my apartment, where its was LOCKED. The lock was cut. People will steal anything these days, locked or not, so think before you speak.
EveryDayJackAss 0
DAMN YOU IRONY!!!!! *shakes fist*