Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
Today, my uncle called me at work, telling me to rush him to the doctor's. I get home and he doesn't"t want to go anywhere. He says he has the chills, so I turn on the furnace. Next he says he's too hot, and stripped to his underwear. I ask him to let me take him to doctor. He does nothing. Work is expecting me to bring a doctor's note tomorrow. FML
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patient's room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML
Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
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starflyer59 17
gotta love grandparents :)
Harmell 7
Your granddad is amazing
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Comments (88)
vladimirnabokov 15
Sounds like my grandpa. Except my grandpa is in jail and says that about a corrections officer who is the equivalent of Rasputia...
Fluffydemise 18
Cut the guy some slack. Hospitals suck, dreaming about tapping some nurse ass is probably considered healthy and I'm sure the nurse is familiar enough with it. Go go horny grandpa.
drizzy11 18
Dayum he got game
CrookedCook 14
OP's life sucks because his/her grandpa is totally awesome? uhhh.... yeah ok
Shieeeeeeeeeeeet 6
Wow a grandpa that isn't one of those grandparents in FML who isn't that bad.
RedPillSucks 33
How is this your FML? Perhaps the nurses FML. Give gramps his props, but don't slip him any viagra as others have suggested. All the blood rushing to his penis will result in a dead grampa with a stiffy lasting well after rigor mortis.
Zeishah 26
learn from him and hope that you can be half as awesome as him when youre his age.
chuckcloninger 12
Yeah, and I bet the nurse let him keep it too.
iRod_Touch 8
Lmao! I don't see this as much of a FML, I probably would've been laughing if it were me
jutyjaty 9
How is this an fml? You were your grandparents wingman. That's awesome.