Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are... - FML

By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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mj2123 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:03

Why would you get a pedicure - something in which someone is constantly touching your feet - if you know you're that ticklish?

SimpleSimon 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:07

Today, some bitch kicked me in the face while i was trying to give a pedicure. FML

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cmac86 23

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:02

that sounds like something I'd do.

failsatlife23 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:20

f the pedicurist's life.

rachellaurenn 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:23

I've done this before. I don't get pedicures anymore :[

Jaina_APO 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:38

I hope you left an amazing tip.

person1000003 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:48

lol

Amortifiedperson 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 7:23

oh jeez I know how you feel... I went and got my first pedicure awile ago for my cousins wedding. I don't like people touching my feet, it was torture then the lady who was doing to pedicure started doing this jabbing the sides of my shins it surprised me and I almost kneed her in the face I was never so embarrased...

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 7:33

I would say fyl for being so ticklish but I would also say YDI for pissing your pants, seriously.

Bench_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:39

Hahaha! that's funny!

hi_from_HI 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:49

Somebody completely changed the wording of this FML! I saw this one when moderating and it used to be that it was a lady giving another girl a pedicure and the author was the one kicked in the face and had her chair peed on. WTF? SO not funny this way!

Nightmare1 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 22:17

I lol'd thats funny!!!!! hahahahhaha

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