Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
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aimbug 42
I guess your scent was too strong and your dog got territorial :P
almost_there44 26
Well, if you're by a dryer I'm sure there's a washer near by. Putting the clothes back in won't be too hard, I guess waiting for another two hours will be.
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Comments (30)
TrebleMajor 13
This is why I don't like small dogs
_EnderDoge 22
Gotta say, you deserved it.
wissx 5
YDI
shonic 16
why did op deserve it?
Medianric27 5
Well you can't put your clothes into the dryer anymore, but your dog might be a little wet.
Animeislyfe 15
My dog does that... it's the warmth of the laundry that prompts them to go.. not sure why though
leo1106 15
As soon as I read "clothes out of the dryer" and "fun for my small dog", I knew where this was going. Been in your shoes before. Sorry, OP. Makes for a good laugh later on though. At least for me.
Andrewyel 2
Only difference is I have a big ass dog
mcruff 12
Was SO READY for you to say your dog jumped in the dryer and you turned it on
RabbitOfAurora 28
Next time put your dog in the wash too OP, the laundry will smell exactly like her and she'll have no need to claim it! Of course it might backfire and she may end up peeing on herself too.. Best to just leave her at home next time.
vaug1148 1
that's why you don't get rat dogs