Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to learn how to whistle. On the elevator ride up to my room, I was experimenting with tongue placement and mouth position. At the height of my facial contortions and probable spitting, the elevator doors opened to reveal the guy I've been crushing. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
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Top comments
Climaxx 11
Aw, he's caring! Sounds like he was kinda polite about it :L
DontClickOnMe 28
How embarrassing, but sounds like someone needs to brush their teeth better.
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Comments (81)
perdix 31
He might be interested in you, playing it off that your breath at 7:30 am is "morning breath." Surely, you brushed your teeth before you went to school. A bad move would have been to accept the gum and set him straight that it was your normal breath.
bettyc4 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
gators1995 30
Win!
simplyunique907 4
wow lol im sorry to say this but FYL
fugazeeb 0
don't be sorry. op ydi. bad oral hygiene is not ok
RinaVampire31 18
Be happy he wasn't a dick about it.
perdix 31
I'd say that mentioning the morning breath was kind of a dick move. A gentleman would offer her a piece of gum as he prepares to pop one in his mouth. This distracts from the fact that her mouth smells like ass and just seems that he is being polite by offering her gum before chewing some himself.
NateSkye 3
I agree, at least she didn't have a case of ganon breath, only saria knows what would've happend to that poor boy.
omarzrgz 3
I can't stand morning breath; not just on other people but on myself as well
gators1995 30
I agree with this statement
simplyunique907 4
It depends on the way he said it ...
karagarren 8
Maybe you should brush your tongue more. you can buy a tongue scraper too. those help a lot when paired with brushing your tongue. you'd be suprised how much you miss.
l0v3p4in 7
If I don't use a tongue scraper after brushing my teeth, I feel yuck all day. Whoever invented them was a genius. :)
simplyunique907 4
I was just thinking about the tongue scraper lol
GoW_Chick 15
Sounds like a cute story that could start a relationship, if it doesn't work out that way at least you got free gum. :)
SweetPerfectionn 3
Right? Usually people go CRAZY for a piece of gum nowadays. Assuming OP is in school.
toenibbler 14
Don't worry about it! He told you that as opposed to the entire choir! :)