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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

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By User06606 - 29/09/2009 11:31 - United States

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML

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By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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orphinz 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 15:58

Ohhhh nooooo he will eat you

The_FMLs 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 15:57

What?

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suprmidgt 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 21:43

They are but crying about it is a little excessive. Has nothing to do with her.

Raheemdplayer 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 21:49

You're date was stupid and so is the father. FYL

Saam143 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:01

What's the most he can do? Belly bounce you? Bet you his arms don't extend oer his stomach.

Saam143 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:01

What's the most he can do? Belly bounce you? Bet you his arms don't extend oer his stomach.

mpclaw 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:03

She has a good point. A very good point. But she cannot control her emotions and that's a very bad thing. And it's not going to change and will just get worse over time. You need a new girlfriend.

laideehawk 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:06

What a judgmental beeyotch! Dump her ass!

epiikgangster11 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:01

Finally some one who agrees

kaileb 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:05

Well if you did you would have really impressed her

sko12342 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:47

Guide to fighting a fat guy: 1. Tip them over 2. Run away 3. Giggle while doing both :D

Rachlx 1

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:51

There are pills that can cause weight gain because of an illness. There are medical conditions that can cause the same thing. That was very rude of her to say, because you never know if one of the parents or children suffer(ed) from an eating disorder. Also, not everyone feels the desire or need to be skinny. I doubt her comment did anything for their self-esteem, especially for the kids. Her comment will probably be stuck in their head for a while, making them extremely self-conscious as well as possibly having negative body image. My advice? Dump her if you haven't already.