By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 118
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Same thing different taste

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#3 was clearly the one sitting next to the OP.

Sock puppets are quite talkative... Esp ones with googly eyes

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I'm sorry. I hate it when I have to deal with people!

mylamesauce 0

To #4, I don't like googly eyes D= a lot of people are gonna call me stupid, but w/e...when I was in preschool I stuck a googly eye in my ear pretending I had three eyes xD Turns out the googly eye wanted t stay in xDD To all haters, no I'm not looking for sympathy.I'm just bored and felt like sharing that story with everyone to get a few laughs (hopefully) Anywho, I'm sorry OP, that's super mean of the mom...she should be ashamed Btw #3 I agree...sock puppets are quite amazing =p

#12 I had similar experience with a bean, had to have to removed by doctor

Maybe the parent wanted someone to keep the mentally handicapped kid company? I don't see how this is an FML at all.

Ahaha that sucks! But she probably saw that the mentally challenged person was alone & saw you alone so she just asked you becuase it was easier.

RyanYizzle 0

wtf is a mentally challenged person doing at a sweet 16...

#17, He was the sock puppets date, the sock puppet is a player

iluvmycatz 0

um hello! Obviously she noticed you were lonely and wanted you to hang out with the guy so he could be more social and talk to someone. She chose you to talk to him because she thought you seemed nice enough!