FML : Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted...

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Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 July 2012 22:15 / United Kingdom - Warwick

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By taera | 8

#4745772 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:26

You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.

By TBelle4Ever | 15

#4745758 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:25

YDI Jerk

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By TBelle4Ever | 15

#4745758 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:25

YDI Jerk

xlord | 27

#4745807 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:29

tell him to keep the pennies and just give you notes

thacar | 1

#4745898 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:42

People should never joke about someone's health. YDI.

HowAreYouToday | 32

#4746005 - Sunday 29 July 2012 03:11

Could be worse... OP could have inherited debt...

fiercexo | 2

#4746013 - Sunday 29 July 2012 03:12

OP; You honestly think you didn't deserve what he said back to you?

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#4746101 - Sunday 29 July 2012 03:35

He probably spent your part of the will on the damage you did rear-ending him.

Driveshaft | 5

#4747011 - Sunday 29 July 2012 10:01

Two things. 1) You made a funny joke. 2) He made a funny joke. Okay 3 things...ydi for posting it as an fml and not having enough of a sense of humor to receive what you dish out.

Dixbfloppin | 11

#4747037 - Sunday 29 July 2012 10:18

Why was 19's comment thumbed down?

OoLogicalOo | 4

#4747095 - Sunday 29 July 2012 11:06

Since when did grand kids get inherence from grandparents? YDI for complaining.

yuri63f6 | 7

#4757937 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 06:20

Agreed.

loooloool | 13

#5861327 - Tuesday 18 February 2014 02:08

Things could be worse do you have aids?

By kingmario75 | 5

#4745768 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:26

I can't help but feel that YDI.

blaackandprouud | 20

#4746133 - Sunday 29 July 2012 03:53

Yeah I think it's a YDI too, but OP's grandpa sure knows how to hold a grudge.

TriflingAllDay | 6

#4746455 - Sunday 29 July 2012 05:36

He is just old, and ornery.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4746827 - Sunday 29 July 2012 08:24

44: I dunno, I can imagine that joking about financially benefiting from the death of someone may reopen a lot of old wounds for them. My guess is that the OP hasn't developed a reputation for sensitivity or responsibility...

blaackandprouud | 20

#4748549 - Sunday 29 July 2012 09:03

79- true, OP does seem like a jerk.

By taera | 8

#4745772 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:26

You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.

mikeofthunder | 13

#4746076 - Sunday 29 July 2012 03:28

As well as rearing his car!

marmlr339 | 14

#4746206 - Sunday 29 July 2012 04:21

Agreed. YDI. When my grandparents passed away, I didnt expect anything, but was surprised when I got something

krewer21 | 1

#4746355 - Sunday 29 July 2012 05:08

Agreed

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4746535 - Sunday 29 July 2012 06:16

Six years ago? I think it's time for reconciliation. Which they both just made even more difficult. Yeah YDI

alfred07 | 18

#4747327 - Sunday 29 July 2012 01:46

The OP did say that he was joking.

Jeffers123 | 5

#4749437 - Monday 30 July 2012 04:20

U do realize the only reason u have over a 100 thumbs is cause your good looking right?

By mhopper | 13

#4745777 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:27

You should ask for his car then

pokefan813 | 16

#4746257 - Sunday 29 July 2012 04:36

He doesn't even deserve that.

mhopper | 13

#4746770 - Sunday 29 July 2012 07:52

No one really "deserves" anything in a will.

By gage27 | 5

#4745781 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:27

Doesn't it just suck when life hits you in the rear?

TBelle4Ever | 15

#4745805 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:29

Ba dum tttss

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4745884 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:41

Nobody's a virgin. Life fucks us all. HARD.

redbluegreen | 40

#4745938 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:52

At least it's better than being fucked slowly and softly to Justin Bieber.

lostinlabels | 8

#4746091 - Sunday 29 July 2012 03:32

^First time wasn't everything you'd imagined?

freakincool | 4

#4746451 - Sunday 29 July 2012 05:35

True that, #18.

By nephilim241 | 19

#4745795 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:28

I hope OP has plenty of siblings who aren't complete tools, just to remind him when they're all minted.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4747067 - Sunday 29 July 2012 10:45

Yeah OP don't assume you'll get anything. Especially since you hurt his wheels. I'd be not so forgiving either if I was him.

By FMLshark | 12

#4745815 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:30

I tried to think of ways you didn't deserve this. I failed. You're an idiot by making a joke that made you look like a complete tool.

By Nymphetamatrix | 19

#4745820 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:30

Way to be a total douchebag to your grandfather. Him passing away when all you're caring about is money is no funny joke. YDI.

emilytdl | 2

#4746592 - Sunday 29 July 2012 06:41

Yeah. If he treated me like that I wouldn't give him anything either. YDI OP. :/

xXUND3ADcityXx | 0

#4751692 - Monday 30 July 2012 02:32

72. First comment that I've seen by you without a ton a dislikes

Dahgman | 4

#4751869 - Monday 30 July 2012 03:49

#111, you keep track of how many thumbs up or thumbs down someone receives??? Stalker!

Dahgman | 4

#4751883 - Monday 30 July 2012 03:52

#111, why would you keep track of how many thumbs up or down someone gets? Are you an FML stalker? LOL and a cheezbugah

By LappDance | 16

#4745825 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:31

Maybe you could have repaired the damage done to the car and he would've forgiven you. YDI.

By wellnevermind | 4

#4745833 - Sunday 29 July 2012 02:32

YDI. Only because is plain rude to make such a comment and yes even if it's just a joke.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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