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By arrogantlondon - 16/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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By fatblooddonor - 26/02/2019 04:00

Today, I donated blood at a blood drive. As is the usual for blood drives, I was offered a shirt after donating. The worker handing out the shirts asked me for my size. I said that I was a medium. He looked me over, then asked, "Are you sure?" FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By hahasuckit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 12:12

shit i would of took it anyway, i mean A FREE SHIRT!!!

estarian_jem 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 12:18

Maybe the guy thought you were a small or something :)

Comments

im_bored 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:01

Agree with #9 and #16. You could have politely said you spent that amount in order to get the free shirt and since you can't, you'd like to return some of the items....or maybe ask for a similar item...I mean it's not a big deal really.

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:38

that's why you are fat, you consume too much, litterally. YDI

EffMyLyf 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:53

Geez what a ********. I would of been like "Hey asswipe, it's still my shirt I spent the money so give me the fckin shirt douche or I'll never spend my money here again."

abukalamrami 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:00

fatass - that's your fault man YOU choose whether your fat or not... just go lose some weight... and anyway, if you're thin you shouldn't be offended who cares?

Endymion_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:01

Even if you wouldn't fit into it, you should still have gotten a shirt.

MrJentipede 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:07

I don't see why fat people think they can get sympathy on this site. No one force fed you or prevented you from getting exercise.

mangoid 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:22

@ 26: nothing wrong with having a big ass. and it's better to see panties than fit instead of fat popping out of them.

ohxberlin 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:28

did you get the shirt!!?! It all depends on the store too! I wear anything from a small to a large, all depends on the store.

sheni_009 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:31

@ 39 - I don't have a big ass, I have big boobs. People assume when you have big boobs you have a big ass. Actually, I have a really flat ass which annoys me.