Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
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Same thing different taste
Late start
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Fashion police
Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
It's not what you think
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Tailored
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Nice boxers
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
All my fault
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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arienh4 0
#4, meet #3
Cloudy_fml 0
@ #2 Maybe she had a jacket on and took it off in the changing room...
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Comments (24)
crazygirl13_fml 0
Wouldnt u of notest it before
catrav77 0
Well someone can't spell. Or do a split.
hai_im_bruno 0
its a little thing called a jumper/jacket.
scrubsfan99 0
This is barely an FML, you gave her an opinion of her clothes, she was probably expecting new clothes, but you gave her exactly what she asked for.
tiddle 0
ummm, oppen your eyes, she was wearing the shirt the whole time
allstar564 0
lol ydi tho
catrav77 0
yeah! and I'm pretty sure I remember seeing this on a show... how I met you mother, I believe
Kendall_Cali97 8
You didn't notice that was the shirt she was wearing the whole time...?
chickinova 13
how can u not notice that the shirt was hers? LOL moment!!!!
armystrongbaby 0
annoying people!!!! lets all say the same thing
monstersocks 5
ok people she could've hd a jacket on and taken it off if it was bulky or she became warm. not that hard of a concept people. Also she couldve had both shirts and pants in the dressing room to try on and started with the pants hence why OP could've thought it was the shirt.