Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Today, the self-checkout machine at the grocery store kept yelling, “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA” while I frantically tried to scan everything. An employee came over and said a bit too loudly, “Ma’am, you have to scan the condoms before bagging them.” Of course there were people around to giggle. FML
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titibug823 11
Doesn't matter if she was right, she acted unprofessionally. I'm so sorry she treated you like that. You'll find someone special.
Transfusion 8
I realize you must care about what others think, but it really doesn't matter what they think. Don't feel the need to fake it.
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Comments (123)
Sunnyxx 9
Some people just shouldn't work with members of the public. Fyl op, but don't take it to heart. Just because she's a horrible person doesn't mean all women think like her, you'll find someone right for you. :)
skyeyez9 25
Buy "Laughing Cat" sweet red wine next time, its awesome! It is a locally made wine in Colorado where I live. Reasonably priced $14 a bottle. Its available in a few other states. Its a dark green bottle with an orange laughing calico cat on the front juggling mice.
thew_fml 14
she was a bitch, but you need to stop doing things to impress strangers. if you dont try so hard things may just flow to you
DanielleinDC 34
What a wench. I just hope you didn't pay before leaving the items. And you should report her. But really, you shouldn't have to pretend to anyone, least of all a cashier that you have a sex life. I know it's easier said than done, but try not to give a shit what total strangers think about you.
SiriusA 0
Reminds me of the forever alone meme
pedinhuh 23
That's not the first time I read a FML like this, WTF is going on? Why does people around here needs to prove that they have a sexual life by buying stuff??? Is it a inside joke or something?
Ponponpon_fml 5
Go to the manager and get her fired for acting like a presumptuous bitch?
Sir_Swaggington 6
What a little bitch lol.
skulltorn 8
Honestly, if you are lacking sexual and emotional intimacy, you can always hire an "escort". I don't usually see this as an answer to a dry spell but you seem to need some human compassion. Just stay safe :)
daisiebud 18
What a bitch.