Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:15

You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:23

At least he didn't: A)accidentally kill your cat B)steal your cake C)walk in on you masturbating Be grateful.

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gene818 13

Saturday 31 December 2011 18:36

Best not let it be an annual thing

smbio 17

Saturday 31 December 2011 19:47

At least at this rate, things can only get better, right?

L_Lovegood 19

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:47

I love the "Nuuuuuuu!"-face in the comic ;)

J9ssica 13

Monday 2 January 2012 1:49

people are just so mean =S

Hustlasaurus 9

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:30

YES!!

Seeker304 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:34

Do you have a security alarm?

stars15 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:37

DAMN!! that sucks

SLaCkErZzz 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:55

Things like this really sucks....Totally agreed with the person above me....

rcbarnes 24

Friday 2 March 2012 14:19

Very "Home Alone," of the burglar, eh?

WTFmoments75 5

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:29

Oooh, umm... Happy new Year! Heh heh ah *scratches back of neck awkwardly*

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