Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:15

You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:23

At least he didn't: A)accidentally kill your cat B)steal your cake C)walk in on you masturbating Be grateful.

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hideyoself 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 2:44

well, did you at least had the curtosy to suck him off?

DakotaCat 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:37

I recommend you find out who did it.. And on valentines day take a good old shite in front of his door with a note that says: Happy Valentines day biotch! If you can't find out who did it.. Then do it on Justin Bieber's doorstep

suuuuurrrrraaaaa 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 8:25

LOL! If you take it to the police, I'm sure they'd have a nice laugh to before searching for fingerprints lol.

mightymart 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:43

wow! some arrogant asshole.. i think i would spend a good part of my Life hunting the ****** down and making him pay very very slowly...

BlahLand 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 12:36

i love what u said its sooo evil

BlahLand 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 12:32

awwh that just sucks soo much op i hope for the best and karma to be brought into those stupid thiefs Happy New Year :)

sebaspaisa899 5

Monday 3 January 2011 8:09

WTF r u the guy from cholo aventures?

soccerchica04 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:50

that's sucks r y rich

djjaxon2001 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:01

Crazy son of a bitch

DeathBunny218 37

Saturday 31 December 2011 12:37

Let's hope it doesn't happen again (:

hateevryone 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:13

Happy New Years! Sorry that had to happen to you.

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