Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
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perdix 31
You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.
DocBastard 40
At least he didn't: A)accidentally kill your cat B)steal your cake C)walk in on you masturbating Be grateful.
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tjsomethin 9
No.
nathan5 0
Just no. No. No. NO!!
sugarr0babby0 0
NO ...
Domo_Arigato7 3
Figures, you're in BC...
Nadinek98 0
its always the neighbors
cowboyy_fml 0
call the police haha
MysticDude 1
I chuckled a bit. Is it just me, or do these criminals get more and more polite every year?
sugarr0babby0 0
no. no they don't.
xMafia 0
At least the robber had a sense of humor, eh?
xMafia 0
At least the robber had a sense of humor, eh?