Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML
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KEA_08 5
OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.
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Welshite 39
I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.
Welshite 39
One cannot say the same for Pete.
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Comments (150)
xdanikitty915x 2
Lmao xD why would a guy name his package
Daledo 3
My god, that's slick.
mellowmeoww 5
hahhahahaahhaa awwww thats ****** up nd hilarious
lennon_ 16
At least he didn't try to use the naked man.
marzforlife 8
The oldest trick in the book ;) congrats
Di11y 11
No shit
Derp_Jerpinson 2
ive got something in my front pocket for you.... so why dont you reach inside my front pocket and see what it is? then grab onto it with a hand or two... give em a lil squeeze and say, "how do you do?"