Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML
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KEA_08 5
OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Welshite 40
I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.
Welshite 40
One cannot say the same for Pete.
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Comments (150)
somethingnew72 4
LOVE IT!! MY HUBBY WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
shine999 12
LMAO! This just made my day!!
shannonchelsey 7
Nothing wrong with that at all....
rkdstp1995 25
what a ****. he shouldnt dick around like that. willy ever grow up?
maggiefox 25
Sooo... How was the threesome? ;) haha
martin8337 36
Say hello to his little friend. If you play your cards right, it could be his big friend.
martin8337 36
I call mine John, as in Holmes.
Sinclair935 5
F his life for waiting twice the standard amount of dates. Most dudes will give up after the third date if nothing happens sexually. I think he's still a keeper if you're not too busy moaning and groaning about human needs.
Axel5238 29
That attitude is a great way to get an std, can't think how many guys with that attitude came into the free clinic my friend worked in the city. Most left crying because they finally caught something from sleeping around with women that gave it up so easily. You are not the only one screwing her.
gracehi 33
When I read your comment, 67, I thought you must be 16 years old. Then I looked at your profile and realized you were my age. Grow up, dude. Most people our age have a more mature and realistic attitude towards sex and relationships. You've probably missed out on a lot of great relationships with quality women that way. And you're already starting to get to that age where women your age want more than just a cheap thrill, and that's only going to get worse for you as you get older. And no, 18 year olds will not always be attracted to you as you get older, unless you're willing and able to spend shit tons of money to support them financially so that they don't have to work simply so you can get some young ass.
_G0D_ 9
Mines name is Pedro.
buckdharma 38
I've read your book, funny you never mentioned that.
DeeDeeJay 15
I thought differently while reading this...until I got to the end